Thursday, 22 January 2015

For the Benefit of Humanity

For the benefit of humanity, Pickle and I have undertaken some research and the results are very interesting.

Two ill people can acquire the energy to walk to the shops, buy what they need and walk home by first eating the following:
chocolate brownie, icecream, jelly, chocolate mousse - ideally all together in a bowl, and fast.

However, it is imperative that the larger of the two (who will carry the shopping plus the smaller one at some point) also has a coffee immediately before departure.

Should the two ill people also attempt a meeting with the smaller one's teacher on top of shopping and all that walking, their only hope is that someone gives them a lift home from the last shop.

Unfortunately neither of us are now sufficiently ill to continue our research as planned. We share these results in the hope that others can build on them and one day ill people will not be restricted to sweating in front of screens, eating ever weirder combinations of what is left in the cupboards.


  1. I'm glad you're better now. One day this will be a sweet and cherished memory.

  2. Haha, so lovely. I do love the way you write. Excellent news that you are insufficiently ill to continue your research, long may that be so. Xxx

  3. Thanks for all your hard work and research, Lunar! (hehe)

  4. I feel the experiment should be repeated on well people so that we can discover what super human powers said combination bestows.

  5. the content of your website is really good, I really like


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